It was just after Easter 2005 that a planned billboard project in Notting Hill fell through due to the Tabernacle
going into liquidation. I had been liaising with various artists around producing new posterworks. Bill Drummond was one and after
that phase of the project ended, he tentatively mentioned a proposed 'nomusic' project around November, with a possible new billboard
work. I recalled Stewart Home in Glasgow in 1989 gathering support for his art strike. A lovely idea I thought, to stop all creative production
for 12 months but also an outrageous assumption that artists themselves don't need art.
I pass this billboard site every day on the bus. It is one of the least maintained 'good' sites in Liverpool. Last year, a red poster
(FRIENDS on 4?) stayed up on until it slowly faded to white. Often we see only one 48-sheet installed, leaving
an awkward blank section next to it that says more than the printed half. Here we have a creative (or capitalist)
frame that promises much but on occasion completely withdraws stimulation.
No Music for a day will be
OK. For two days will be a bit irritating and an odd sensation (like smelling the beer and farm shit in the smoke-free west
coast Irish pubs). Three days might be interesting (the third day is always the worst - experienced hill walkers) but the fourth
day a nightmare (my experience on the 7-day gluten-free detox).
Day 5 and we begin to try and hear 'music' around us, in accents, burbs, grinds, clunks, gusts and drips. Sales of Einsturzende Neubauten (circa 82) and Chris Watson increase as folk overlook the incredibly
careful composition in both. Day 6 and things go very very quiet, before the storm. Day 7 and the humming inside
our heads is as loud as inside the anechoic as masses of brains
turn up the gain to full to hear some melody. Day 8 and music shops close. Doors to Concert Halls chained up.
Music Schools converted. iTunes withdrawn. MP3s criminalised. Turntables reconditioned.
Day 9 and all vinyl is melted. Soap Operas and Film Production companies introduce Soundtrack Voices.
Day 10 and we wake up to a music-free future. Accents centralised. Animals gagged. Prayer Books burned.
Day 11 and the joys of painting, etching and marquetry are rediscovered.
Day 12 and people stand a little further apart from each other.
Day 13 and all memories of lyrics, melodies, encores and lullabies are gone.
Day 14 and we start hearing space due to the reduction in emitted audio levels from earth.
and we want to go there ...