Artist Rutherford Chang is buying up every copy of The White Album he can find - I buy every copy of NO PARLEZ I spot (as long as they're under £4); it's my Charity Shop Cover Version. Did they simply print too many copies of NO PARLEZ? They are everywhere.

ZERO PLAN is abolutely the best title for this zine, the best anagram of NO PARLEZ I could come up with. The latest issue is freshly available in highly limited print option (only 30 copies made) or digital download - see below to buy, with Special Offer. The print version is signed, numbered, 16p, full-colour, 170x250mm on 55gsm improved stock and beautifully made by our friends at NewspaperClub in Glasgow. The digital version provides a Dropbox link to a high quality download. In true zine fashion, all proceeds go towards the next Issue (submissions welcome for consideration, email here)

Issue Seven focuses on Oh Women and its original composer, Jack Lee and its rewriter Jimme O'Neill. The issue comes with a selection of original NO PARLEZ adverts and reviews, along with a mini 3D Cramps zine. The slightly sinister strand of hair taped to Issue 7 comes from this:

Let's just see where it all goes ...

This is cantaudio058. Click here for Issue One, here for Issue Two, here for Issue Three, here for Issue Four, here for Issue Five and here for Issue Six.