Artist Rutherford Chang is buying up every copy of The White Album he can find - I buy every copy of NO PARLEZ I spot (as long as they're under £4); it's my Charity Shop Cover Version. Did they simply print too many copies of NO PARLEZ? They are everywhere.

ZERO PLAN is abolutely the best title for this zine, the best anagram of NO PARLEZ I could come up with. The latest issue is freshly available in highly limited print option (only 30 copies made) or digital download - see below to buy, with Special Offer. The print version is signed, numbered, 16p, full-colour, 170x250mm on 55gsm improved stock and beautifully made by our friends at NewspaperClub in Glasgow. The digital version provides a Dropbox link to a high quality download. In true zine fashion, all proceeds go towards the next Issue (submissions welcome for consideration, email here)

Issue Eight focuses on Iron Out The Rough Spots via Maz and Kim, the main backing singers on NO PARLEZ and through them, we try to deal with some inappropriate 80s stuff by meeting the next generation, of Jasmine and Fabiana. The issue comes with gold-leaf, chewing gum and various little bits of alternative texture; red card, acetate, playing card, adhesive, tissue paper, soaked and dried Release Schedule, postcard, blue-tack and gold label.

Let's just see where it all goes ...

This is cantaudio059. Click here for Issue One, here for Issue Two, here for Issue Three, here for Issue Four, here for Issue Five, here for Issue Six and here for Issue Seven.